17 Celebrity First Date Love Stories and Horror Stories

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Scaling a building is exactly the kind of first date I was expecting from MGK and Megan Fox, tbh.

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A year after meeting on the set of The Green LanternBlake Lively and Ryan Reynolds went on a double date… with other people.

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Never fear, it all worked out well for these lovebirds anyway. Ryan Explain that their chemistry on this date was explosive and that he had finally started to think of her as more than just a friend. They have been married since 2012 and currently have three children together.

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When Charlize Theron was in her twenties, she went to a really nice dinner with a really hot guy. He took her home, started kissing her… then asked her to kiss with his nose.

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She tried to be polite and give him a little kiss, to which he replied, “No, kiss him.” Safe to say, Charlize wasn’t into it. For reference, the image above is her right after she told this story on Jimmy Kimmel live.

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Machine Gun Kelly explained their adventure in a interview with Ellen, saying, “I saw that rooftop, and I was like, ‘I used to hang out there. I just want you to come see my world for a minute. “”Also, yeah, it’s important to note that Megan did all of this IN HEELS. Naturally, their second date was to swim with sharks in Bora Bora.

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When Billie Eilish was 13, she go on a movie date with a boy who kissed her, then said, “It wasn’t as magical as I thought.” Then, his butler took him home, leaving Billie alone.

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Pete Davidson first showed up at Ariana Grande’s apartment in sweatpants and a t-shirt because he was sure it wasn’t a date, but ended up staying after everyone left and kissed her.

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Pete said howard stern that Scooter Braun – who managed Ariana Grande – told Pete she was interested in him. He go at Ariana’s apartment that night with mutual friends and was convinced that Scooter was “full of shit”. Ariana had just returned from the Met Gala and was still fully decked out in her Sistine Chapel look. They played Quiplash with friends, everyone left, and then he kissed her.

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When Kelly Clarkson was 18, she went out on a first date with a guy who kept talking about their one and a half inch height difference.

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For the record, Kelly is 5’3.5″ and he is 5’2″. She said Ellen she resisted him talking about it for a good hour before sneaking into the bathroom and abandoning the date altogether.

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Mindy Kaling went on a dinner date with this guy who really turned her on…only to show up and find out it wasn’t a date at all.

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In one Reddit AMAshe explained that “He was just a straight guy who was excited to have dinner with me in a platonic way. He talked about an actress he really wanted to date and we split the check.”

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Alternatively, Salma Hayek’s first date with her husband, François-Henri Pinault, started very badly, as her friends tricked her into saying it was “an event”.

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She told Latina, “I thought I was going to an event and then there was a person. Friends made me think I was going to an event because they knew I wasn’t going to a I was angry. And he didn’t know, because he thought I knew I was just coming to meet him. Luckily, everything went well and the two have been married since 2009.

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Sophie Turner was ready for Joe Jonas to be “such an asshole” or a catfish on their first date at a “local shitty bar”, so she brought all her friends with her.

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Turns out she had nothing to worry about. In an interview with She, Sophie explained: “It didn’t provide security. He brought a friend, and they drank as hard as all of us. I remember we only spent a few minutes on the dance floor together, then we found a space far in the corner and we just talked…for hours and hours and hours. And I wasn’t bored. It wasn’t contrived. It wasn’t a small talk – it was so easy. And soon we were, like, inseparable. I went on tour with him. They have now been married since 2019 and have a daughter together.

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Dove Cameron went to dinner Datedand the guy got mad that the waitress wrote “your daughter is like the sun” on the receipt, because he “just didn’t know why nobody thought [he’s] the sun is shining.”

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John Krasinski decided to “go the gas” and took Emily Blunt to a shooting range on their first date, where he yelped the first time he fired the gun.

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John explained to Conan O’Brien that he was so sure he wouldn’t end up with her that he decided he might as well screw it up so he wouldn’t feel bad. Turns out he was very, very wrong. The two have been married since 2010 and have two children together.

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When Justin Bieber was a teenager, he bring his date at the King’s Buffet, ordered spaghetti and meatballs and spilled some on himself. He didn’t have a second date after that.

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Offset wanted to go big for his premiere Dated with Cardi B, so he took her to the Super Bowl.

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Seems like that won her over, as the couple are now married and have two children.

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On Dylan Sprouse and Barbara Palvin’s first date, Barbara ate a third of Dylan’s burrito in one bite, then asked him to kiss her.

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According to Barbarian, it was 3 a.m. and they had already been talking and texting for four months, so she decided to take her destiny into her own hands. Looks like it worked out, because they’ve been dating ever since.

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Emma Watson’s worst first date was with someone who told her he “can’t be friends with fat people or anyone who isn’t attractive.”

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She said QG“I realized pretty quickly that he was crazy and that I had to get out as quickly as possible.”

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In 2011, Garrett Hedlund tried to win Kirsten Dunst over with a romantic 3 a.m. canoe ride. Unfortunately, the canoe tipped over, leaving them swimming in “muddy, shitty water…of a golf course pond”.

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The couple, who met on the set of On the roadcontinued until 2016.

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And finally, Jenny Slate was set up by a friend for a “humiliating” first date, during which the guy showed up in “authentic full knight garb”.

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Before the date, the guy texted her nonstop and suggested she do something “normal, like a Renaissance fair.” Jenny just thought it was a bad joke, but lo and behold, he showed up in chain mail and a floor tabard (which she accidentally called a tunic and was immediately corrected). She always went to the appointment and recount that “His coat of mail [was], like, getting caught on stuff. … He tries my pasta with the coat of mail clashing. Safely, that didn’t work.

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