Scaling a building is exactly the kind of first date I was expecting from MGK and Megan Fox, tbh.
A year after meeting on the set of The Green LanternBlake Lively and Ryan Reynolds went on a double date… with other people.
When Charlize Theron was in her twenties, she went to a really nice dinner with a really hot guy. He took her home, started kissing her… then asked her to kiss with his nose.
When Billie Eilish was 13, she go on a movie date with a boy who kissed her, then said, “It wasn’t as magical as I thought.” Then, his butler took him home, leaving Billie alone.
Pete Davidson first showed up at Ariana Grande’s apartment in sweatpants and a t-shirt because he was sure it wasn’t a date, but ended up staying after everyone left and kissed her.
When Kelly Clarkson was 18, she went out on a first date with a guy who kept talking about their one and a half inch height difference.
Mindy Kaling went on a dinner date with this guy who really turned her on…only to show up and find out it wasn’t a date at all.
Alternatively, Salma Hayek’s first date with her husband, François-Henri Pinault, started very badly, as her friends tricked her into saying it was “an event”.
Sophie Turner was ready for Joe Jonas to be “such an asshole” or a catfish on their first date at a “local shitty bar”, so she brought all her friends with her.
Dove Cameron went to dinner Datedand the guy got mad that the waitress wrote “your daughter is like the sun” on the receipt, because he “just didn’t know why nobody thought [he’s] the sun is shining.”
John Krasinski decided to “go the gas” and took Emily Blunt to a shooting range on their first date, where he yelped the first time he fired the gun.
When Justin Bieber was a teenager, he bring his date at the King’s Buffet, ordered spaghetti and meatballs and spilled some on himself. He didn’t have a second date after that.
On Dylan Sprouse and Barbara Palvin’s first date, Barbara ate a third of Dylan’s burrito in one bite, then asked him to kiss her.
Emma Watson’s worst first date was with someone who told her he “can’t be friends with fat people or anyone who isn’t attractive.”
In 2011, Garrett Hedlund tried to win Kirsten Dunst over with a romantic 3 a.m. canoe ride. Unfortunately, the canoe tipped over, leaving them swimming in “muddy, shitty water…of a golf course pond”.
And finally, Jenny Slate was set up by a friend for a “humiliating” first date, during which the guy showed up in “authentic full knight garb”.